Unknown incomplete and glitchy game, with build date roughly around 1997, found in a pack of CD bought in a garage lot. 
It tries to mimic Resident Evil very hard, as it was big hit at the time.

Though in this state, i think i know who to blame, why it didn't make it to release...


Controls

KeyboardController (Xbox)
WalkArrow Keys / WASDLeft Thumbstick
RunShift X
Interact / Shoot with pistolEA
Aim with pistolSpaceTrigger

Button placement should be similar for other controllers


Game made for ShroomJam 2024

  • 3DI70R - Coding, Modelling, Animation
  • Tihan - Music, Ideas, QA

All assets were made during jam

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(477 total ratings)
Author3DI70R
GenreAction
Made withUnity, Blender, Audacity, Paint.net
TagsCreepy, Funny, glitch, Horror, PSX (PlayStation), Retro, Short, Singleplayer, Unity, Zombies
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Gamepad (any)

Download

Download
Windows.zip 55 MB

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Absolute Matt activity

Yay

Laughed all the way through, great game well done

cRUSTY POOPOO

game was really fun and funny! i haven't played a game with intentional glitches in such a while so this feels like a bit of fresh air for me
truly is, a buggy mess

I loved this game a lot

Loved the humor in this one

Skibidi toilet reference? In 2025? It's more likely than you think

PS2 Courtesy Proto – Politeness Has a Dark Side

One of the best PS1 games I have ever played.

 I like that it mimics old Resident Evil rip-off games, including intentional glitches to make it seem realistic, that has some funny effects.

I like the storyline too, even though it’s simple – it seems well put together (except from when the player turns into a car).

The game is funny overall, and it seems quite well put-together, especially for a game that only took two weeks to make.

At first, I didn’t even realise it was intentionally glitchy. I like that the game doesn’t need to be downloaded too – with the quality of this, I would have thought it would need to be about a 5GB download at least

Overall, I like the game – it’s really well put together, the concept is original (ironically), and it was genuinely fun to play.

10/10

Hi! I really love the look of your game. I’m an alternative rock / shoegaze artist working on a rebrand, and I’d love to ask if I could use edited screenshots from your game as cover art for my music. Do you have a preferred way I could reach out to discuss this further? Thanks so much!

I wasn't expecting anything from this game, and I was taken by surprised by how funny it was. I'm always a fan of a game that has glitches and it doesn't take itself seriously. Overall, this is my personal guilty pleasure game. 

I want to reply to that guy! The content on your R18 website is all pirated! The original versions of these games are on DLSITE!

Someone in the comments below has a mental problem. They're discussing other people here, and this idiot actually posted an R18 website?! Did they get hit in the head by a car?

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A GOOD HORROR GAME

Really funny and well thought subject

I had fun with this, thanks! :)

Dang this was actually amazing! Gotta love Matt! <3 Also this plays so dang smooth even with tank controls, love it!

good game gg its just a bit buggy but it does feel like I'm playing on the ps3

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Quick YouTube short of how hilarious this game is. It’s worth every second of your time. 10/10!

if this was made in 1995 why was it made with unity... unity came out in 2005

this had of been one the most wackiest games i've played yet. lowkey entertaining though so thanks alot...and someone please help matt.

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i too place an alarm on my keys whenever i place them down

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Funny game. Not sure if there were multiple endings but mines was very intresting. Justice for Matt lol!

Absolute cinema.

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Matt did nothing wrong

WWWWWW Game (I played Crusty Proto in this video with 4 other games)

Muy divertido, muy ingenioso, extrañaba jugar con controles de tanque, en general una obra maestra 

Buenisimo 10/10 hagan segunda parte porfa GOTY

this game... was the best game i ever played!

I was not expecting this when I played, but it's my favorite part - ever! Haha.

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This game is bloody awesome. Top tier, mate!

I'm not going to spoil the game, but the ending was hilarious. Let's just say this game is worth every second of your time. Haha.

W game

So funny. The bit about jump animations got me to laugh out loud.

This game is broken... 10/10 game

W proto!

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the first few "glitches" are amusing, then you slowly begin to realize you're playing a carefully crafted masterpiece...

this was absolutely glorious i love crusty proto

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THAT ENDING 🤣🤣

I would honestly pay good money for a full length gane with this level of humor

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